The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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