do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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