did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
