So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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