I think I am morally bankrupt
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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