so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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