My first STD was from a foam party
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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