she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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