making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
