so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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