Those balls look pretty dangerous.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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