come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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