it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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