"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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