I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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