you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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