im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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