Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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