I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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