So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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