Whod you bang
We won't sleep together?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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