Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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