i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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