your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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