It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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