i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think my moral compass just broke
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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