I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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