Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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