I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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