I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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