So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
