I'm drive I can fine osifer
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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