Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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