That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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