It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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