therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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