you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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