the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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