I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Even my vagina gasped.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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