At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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