I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
