we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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