I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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