1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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