No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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