seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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