im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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