in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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