i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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