I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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