dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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