we should wear snuggies to the strip club
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize