Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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