We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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