what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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