i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Randomize